that new dr. pepper commercial is so fucking inspiring

i wish i was watching scare tactics right now

gianni is too good for snooki

also my new dog rules

Please don’t drink two maddogs when you go see episode one.

Make sure you dont proceed to get pho after star wars, but if you must, please refrain from ordering a drink that has a disclaimer of “watch out for this one, the management is not responsible”.

Also, dont knock that drink over

Oh and dont get kicked out of the restaurant.

And please, for the love of god, dont tell your girlfriend how pretty taylor swift is during the grammys when shes already mad at you for all of the above. 

But wait I just threw up in a trash can a little

Blahblahblahblahblah my head

Drinking a 40 behind book exchange in cp. On account of the fact that I’m not a student here and also a college grad…this is cause for a great deal of concern and reflection via tumblr

Death Eaters look dumb….Malfoy is a cunt